1. tastefullyoffensive:

[lefthandedtoons]
  2. pinkgabbercat:

    Birds Rights Activist is the best twitter and sometime perfect satire

    (via afternoonsnoozebutton)

  3. He is taking a course on Marxist ideology.
    He says, “The only real solution is to smash the system and start again.”
    His thumb is caressing the most bourgeois copy of the communist manifesto that I have ever seen,
    He bought it at Barnes and Noble for twenty-nine U.S. American dollars and ninety-nine cents,
    Its hard cover shows a dark man with a scarved face
    Waving a gigantic red flag against a fictional smoky background.
    The matte finish is fucking gorgeous.
    He wants to be congratulated for paying Harvard sixty thousand dollars
    To teach him that the system is unfair.
    He pulls his iPhone from his imported Marino wool jacket, and leaves.

    What people can’t possibly tell from the footage on TV
    Is that the water cannon feels like getting whipped with a burning switch.
    Where I come from, they fill it with sewer water and hope that they get you in the face with your mouth open
    So that the hepatitis will keep you in bed for the next protest.
    What you can’t tell from Harvard square,
    Is that when the tear gas bursts from nowhere to everywhere all at once,
    It scrapes your insides like barbed wire, sawing at your lungs.
    Tear gas is such a benign term for it,
    If you have never breathed it in you would think it was a nostalgic experience.
    What you can’t learn at Barnes and Noble,
    Is that when they rush you, survival is to run,
    I am never as fast as when the police are chasing me.
    I know what happens to women in the holding cells down there and yet…
    We still do it.

    I inherited my communist manifesto,
    It has no cover—
    Because my mother ripped it off when she hid it in the dust jacket of “Don Quixote”
    The day before the soldiers destroyed her apartment,
    Looking for subversive propaganda.
    She burned the cover, could not bring herself to burn the pages,
    Hoped to God the soldiers couldn’t read,
    They never found it.
    So she was not killed for it, but her body bore the scars of the torture chamber,
    For wanting her children to have a better life than she did,
    Don’t talk to me about revolution.

    I know what the price of smashing the system really is, my people already tried that.
    The price of uprise is paid in blood,
    And not Harvard blood.
    The blood that ran through the streets of Santiago,
    The blood thrown alive from Argentine helicopters into the Atlantic.

    It is easy to say “revolution” from the comfort of a New England library.

    It is easy to offer flesh to the cause,
    When it is not yours to give.

    Catalina Ferro, “Manifesto” (via dialecticsof)

    I feel like people do need to remember that there is a very real, very painful, very human element to the word “revolution”.

    (via nuanced-subversion)

    (Source: sincerely-the-end, via rackabones)

  4. supermodelgif:

Bowie in his wedding tuxedo by Thierry Mugler

    supermodelgif:

    Bowie in his wedding tuxedo by Thierry Mugler

    (via rackabones)

  5. I’ve never seen any life transformation that didn’t begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.
    Elizabeth Gilbert (via liquid-diamonds-flowing)

    (via semperxeadem)

  6. I like how it’s all “Don’t take SO MANY selfies”. A few is OK, but five or more? Stop that shit.

    I like how it’s all “Don’t take SO MANY selfies”. A few is OK, but five or more? Stop that shit.

    (Source: average-to-beast, via eatcleanmakechanges)

  7. athleticsistas:

Taimei Harris

Jayzus goddamned Christ I wanna look like that

*runs off to call coach*

    athleticsistas:

    Taimei Harris

    Jayzus goddamned Christ I wanna look like that

    *runs off to call coach*

  8. iron-inside:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I reeaaallly need to find my old photo album.

Goddamn I am old.

    iron-inside:

    frettedtoflame:

    renrevenge:

    I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

    I reeaaallly need to find my old photo album.

    Goddamn I am old.

    (Source: theacheofmodernism)

  9. heartsoulandcurves:

    Men Try Women’s Makeup For The First Time….

    Amazing. Watch it :)

    (Source: youtube.com)

  10. notmodernart:

detailsofpaintings:

Eglon Van der Neer, Judith (detail)
About 1678

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    notmodernart:

    detailsofpaintings:

    Eglon Van der Neer, Judith (detail)

    About 1678

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  11. "Stupid Hoe" on repeat as passive anger management therapy. It’s my wild theory for today, but goddamn is it working. 

  12. I like when you guys post you haven’t been to the gym or kept up your eating habits

    passavantsridge:

    blondesquats:

    darklips-heavylifts:

    Makes me not feel as big of a lump

    Bread and Nutella has taken over my existence

    I live on tortilla chips.

    I just ate an entire bag of Trader Joe’s Inner Peas and I condensed my workouts down to two days last week (taking out all of my assistance lifts) because I wanted to be completely vegital over the long weekend. 

  13. Ever have gym sessions where you doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion?

    Ever have gym sessions where you doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion?

  14. Eat food that makes you feel good. Food should be enjoyable. The notion that food is only to fuel your body is bullshit. It’s as ridiculous as saying sex is only for conception. I don’t mean to imply I survive on fast food and doughnuts. I mean I eat a wide variety of foods most would label as healthy, but I also eat doughnuts sometimes. Doughnuts are fucking delicious.